Rex: Professor i need a secret weapon.
Prof: what, Rex how did you get past my security, oh never mind. why on earth do you need one of my special weapons.
Rex: Penguins.(pause/dadadah) there invading.
Prof: Penguins.(pause/dadadah) Son of a Bitch.
prof: Here use this.
Rex: thanks professor, this should be perfect.
Rex: It didn't work, do you have anything bigger?
Prof: hmm, i have one thing but the circumstances would have to be quite Dire(Dadadah)
Rex: I didn't want to worry you but the have taken jay.(pause) and you know what penguins do to there captives.(gasp)
Prof: Mother Fuckers! wait one moment while i get something.
Rex: are your sure this is the right one.
Prof: its just the right thing trust me. (Rex leaves) just right for a world without Jay.
Jay: hey professor did you call me.
Prof: jay... what about the penguins.
Jay: what penguins.
Prof: OH SHIT COCK.(nuke goes off)